While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck,
etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might
as well make the most of it.
She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and
while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding
to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 40 years?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you." ahahhah......
Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have
another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck,
etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might
as well make the most of it.
She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and
while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding
to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 40 years?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you." ahahhah......
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